Re: Random Story : D

[Jaevyn]

*we had a hot wild orgy*

<...>

...

*it was fun!*

[Sybil Corvax]

What?! NOOO!!! Why did I stay up playing World of Warcraft last night?! WHY?!!
He knows what that is?
He's Death, not stupid Leila...well, at least I think he's not...
You're so cruel!
I created you, I could easily make you disappear.
She is our creator, after all.
But I'm DEATH!!!
And a lazy bastard.

[Jaevyn]

Wow... haha
*I know a Death... I wonder how many of them there are...*
There's probably hundreds
*dude!!! is there hundreds of me??*
No... only one of you
<THANK GOD!!!!>
*THERE IS NO GOD!!!!*
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Haha
<Our races has nearly fifteen gods, Jae...>
*Oh ya!!! But I mean no single god like a lot of humans think. That's just a figment of their deranged imagination...yup!*
<God is a symbol of hope, a symbol of pe->
*He doesn't exist*
<Prove it>
*uhh...*
<Prove how there are miracles, prove how there are things that can't be explained. Prove stigmata>
*you're dead set on trying to cut me down, aren't you?*
<Well if I cut you down, then I'll just have to do everything in my power to bring you back up again, won't I?>
*...*
<Oh brother...>
Aahahahaha!!! He took it dirty!!!! hahaha

[Sybil Corvax]

Hehe...innuendo.

...Death, go back to killing zombies.
I believe that I'm thouroughly scarred for life.

[Jaevyn]

*again with the slaughter of harmless zombies??? what is this world coming too!!!*
<I'm not even going to bother replying to that...>
*well good, I didn't want you replying either*
<sigh>
*heeheehee*

[Sybil Corvax]

Zombies are NOT harmless! They eat brains, damn it! Do you realize how much work that is for me?! With every zombie that kills a mortal, I get ten pages of paperwork!

...since when has a zombie killed a human being such as myself?

...

It's never happened before, has it?

It will! Just you wait and see! And it will be me who saves you all!

...in other words, we're screwed.

[Jaevyn]

Yup... screwed... harder than Jaevyn gets by Chaey
<...>
*ahahahahaha!!! YES!!!!*
<Are you implying that I screw Jaevyn hard?>
Uh, yes. And don't deny it, cuz I know it's true.
<...>
*ahahahahahahaha this is too good!! keep going python!!*
<shuddup....>
Haha
*Awww, don't pout baby, I still love you*
<That's not... sigh... love you too...>
*YAY!!! hahaha!!*

[Sybil Corvax]

...I'm beginning to feel sorry for Chaey.
He's used to this treatment.
Hahaha! Awesome!
Surprisingly, I'd think he'd have more to say.
He's distracted by his computer again -__-;

[Jaevyn]

<Sadly, I am used to this... but it still gets fucking annoying sometimes...>
*Hahahaha, you know you love me!!*
<I wish he wouldn't be so childish sometimes. He needs to learn to grow up>
*Ooooooooh!! Death's a hottie!! haha whatcha playing now?? C'I play??*
<Jaev, leave him alone...>
*No, don't wanna!!!*
sigh... well, they keep things interesting, don't they??

[Sybil Corvax]

A- a hottie you say?
Wow. He's blushing.
I believe that he is actually embarrassed. Interesting...
AM NOT!!! But...you can play this with me, Jaevyn. ^_^

[Jaevyn]

*Oooooh!! Yay!!*
<Great... now I'll never get him back...>
Haha, wonderful... well, at least he's not messing around with you and asking for a baby...
<Good point... I'm grateful... heh...I have to admit though, this Death fellow is very attractive... I'd bang him if I had the chance...>
Hahaha! Well, I'm glad you like him... apparently you're being paired with him in the story Virgo and I will eventually get around to writing haha
<...>
*Dude! Seriously?! FUCKING SWEET!!!*

[Sybil Corvax]

Eventually lolz.
Wait? Are you serious? I won't be stuck in this office doing stupid paperwork anymore?!
...it's not like you do paperwork anyways. Sheesh, for Death, you're lazy...
But work is what I have Halo and Serpentine doing...I shouldn't have to do it tooooo!
...Serpentine, we should so leave him on his own for a few days and let him do OUR work instead.
Unfortunately, Master Death, I must agree. I extremely dislike feeling used.
Don't act as though you didn't know! I told you exactly what you'd be doing when I hired you!
...you mean when you opened up a portal and summoned us here slapping us with the titles of your assistans without our authorization and against our will?
... that doesn't matter! Bwahahaha! You can't back out now! You signed a contract and I get to get out of this dump and talk to smart people like Jaevyn! Yay!!!

[Jaevyn]

<...>
...
*Dude, what?*
<You think Jaevyn's smart?>
*Who we talkin' 'bout?*
<...>
...
<Well... I guess he has his moments... but I certainly wouldn't call him smart... those are accidental moments where his stupidity takes a holiday...>
*I'm not stupid though!*
<...>
Ya... no comment haha
*but I'm not... honest...*
Uh oh... I think we managed to hurt his feelings...
<sigh... I'll deal with it. I know how this sorry sap works...>
*...*
Oh brother... heh
*We get paired with Death at some point in time?*
That's the plan anyway
*well good... maybe he'll respect me more than you guys do...*
<Jaev, I respect you, you know I know I do>
*Ya and then turn around and insult me... real nice, thank you so very much...*
... Never seen him this way before... he really does have a down side, it's not always up and happy.
*Well duh... I have my flaws too ya know... Death? I'm not stupid, okay? Being so smart is boring, so I goof off a lot, but I'm not stupid, okay??*

[Sybil Corvax]

That was just mean, Chaey.
Goofing off is fun. My brain is still on holiday...
I think it has always been on holiday.
Leila, you are a meanie! I'm going to kill zombies to make myself feel better...do you wanna join me, Jaevyn?
...I think he's taking a liking to the non-serious one.
Well, do you blame him? Jaevyn is fun ^_^ Though, Chaey has the moments when his boringness flies out the window...rarely.

[Jaevyn]

*Oooo!! ok! I'll join you, Death!!*
<...I... tch... whatever...>
Hahaha... wow... xD These guys are gonna be interesting haha
Speaking of which... how/when did you wanna do this story?

[Sybil Corvax]

Haha, well, we need to decide on a plot lolz. We can't do much without one...

[Jaevyn]

Ok, how about... would you want to do how Jaevyn and Chaey get to be with Death? or did you want it after they're already with him?
They could be causing a whole shitload of trouble for him and the other two and then get captured and they realize that Death's hot and Death thinks they could be fun to have around and get them to join his team? Although Jaevyn would probably stay around Death instead of going out with the others... that would be more Chaey... lol

[Sybil Corvax]

Haha, both ideas sound so good to me lolz

[Jaevyn]

Alrighty! So that could be how it goes
Where do you want to start this anyway? lol

[Sybil Corvax]

I really don't know lolxz

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